My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..
MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK
Best George w bush quotes
“I think we agree the past is over”
“They misunderestimated me”
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully”
“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”
“Working hard to put food on your family”
“I just want you to know when we talk about war we’re really talking about peace
Too many OBGYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women across the county
Ourenemies never stop thinkin of new ways to harm our country and neither do we
“I don’t need to explain why I say things”
“Fool me once shame on you, fool me - you can’t get fooled again”
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“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”
he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain
WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
hold on
wheres winnie the pooh
i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat
When I got hit with a Havana Syndrome beam, it caused a resonance cascade between my rose quartz nipple piercings and the communion wafer in my stomach that gave every rat in a 5 mile radius a lethal orgasm.
there should be an app that connects gentle, understanding mechanics with young men who go on the internet a lot and don't know much about cars
I think I would have done a little better in life if I had a mechanic I trusted enough to say, "Hey, I don't know anything at all about cars. Can you fix this for me and charge me a fair rate?"
Sex wouldn't necessarily be a part of it, but I imagine the app would have some fields where you could enter your sexual details and maybe it would, like, pop up a little icon if a certain mechanic was compatible
this is perfect i think we should scrap our current gregorian calendar and restart from 1983 making this next year 40.